Slidemorphanator

Slide a what anator!!! What is this guy talking about now? Well, he has officially lost his mind (no comment from my beautiful wife.) But, before thee judges thou, hear me out. This slide, according to Orion, is the biggest and fastest slide in the world. To daddy, this slide can easily be transformed into a slidemorphanator. Yes, you heard it here, a slidemorphanator. If you look closely at what may appear to be bolts and nuts are actually knobs and dials that will transform anyone entering the slide into food. Orion enters and comes out as a chicken nugget. Cassi enters and comes out as a mango. Up the stairs they go, re-entering the slidemorphanator, daddy makes a few adjustments on the knobs and dials and viola a new food emerges each time. To my delight each one is a treat, besides the fact they get to run all the way back up those steps to re-enter the slidemorphanator over and over becoming sushi, pizza and one time an octopus filled donut with slimy tentacles (oops pushed the wrong button on that one.) Be forewarned, can become addictive. Once other children see what is going on they will be in line eagerly anticipating what the slidemorphanator will turn them into. 🐙

Is compatible for any slide.